Jennifer Aniston revealed she is a late bloomer

Jennifer Aniston revealed that she is “a late bloomer”. She responded this when she was quoted by Sky Movies Magazine “I’m a late bloomer. Some people take their 20s to figure out who they are but I did more of that in my 30s because fame stunts your growth in some way."

Then she continues “The 30s were kind of a challenge quite frankly.” (ANI)

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Brooklyn Decker joins Jennifer Aniston in "Just Go with It"

Sports Illustrated covergirl Brooklyn Decker act together with Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman in the new movie "Just Go with It," which is scheduled to be on Valentine's Day 2011.

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Inspiring Snippets, or, Something I Wish I'd Written Myself So You'd Think I Was Awesome

I'm taking a class this spring at the JCC that's called "Foundations of Jewish Family Living." I know, I know, don't start groaning. Our teacher is phenomenal and every Wednesday we get lots of inspiring material. Last week we got a handout with various quotes and blurbs on it and I wanted to share this one in particular:

Kavanah (which means "intention")

I love to change the world,
   but I rarely appreciate things as they are.
I know how to give,
   but I don't always know how to receive.
I know how to keep busy,
   but I don't know how to be still.
I talk, but I don't often listen.
I look, but I don't often see.
I yearn to succeed,
   but I often forget what is truly important.
Teach me, God, to slow down.
May my resting revive me.
May it lead me to wisdom, to holiness,
   to peace and to You.

---Rabbi Naomi Levy, from To Begin Again

Really bad poetry and letting go

Things in a tall stack
That were neat and nicely wrapped
Soft ribbons that curled
Gradually her boxed emotions begin to unfurl

Bits and pieces of some time ago
That she thought she'd let go
Maybe swept under the rug among the dust bunnies
Hidden, but not forgotten.

The pieces are starting to fit together
Memories, experiences, conversations, situations---
Molded her, shaped her.
And were set aside in shiny, perfect packages.

She can't let go. She hoards them all.
And there she sits, surrounded by gifts she's afraid to open.
Not knowing which to open first, what will be inside...
But knowing that she has to act in order to survive.


Do you think we can ever truly let go of things? What does letting go even mean? Is letting go the same as "forgive & forget?" If we forgive, do we have to forget? CAN we forget?

Jennifer Aniston drove her Bentley car for a spin

Jennifer Aniston drove her expensive car Bentley in L.A. on Monday. She does have an expensive taste.

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Gratitude With Attitude Tuesday

If you'd like to play along, please join Think Tank Momma and link up!

Dear Self,

Thank you very much for hitting a parked car this morning. I am so thankful that you misjudged the width of that Jeep's fenders or whatever as you pulled into your parking spot. I am really excited that my rear fender is hanging off while the other car sustained minimal damage. ANd it's fabulous that my adjuster can't look at my car until tomorrow morning. Now I need to find someone to help me jerry rig it so it doesn't fall off tomorrow on my way to get the repair estimate.

Sincerely,

Me

Dear Girls,

Thank you very much for complaining about missing your play date because of the car accident. And I know the reason for the accident was that I was pulling into a bakery to get treats for you and your little friends. You really don't need to keep reminding me that Daddy doesn't know about the accident yet. He'll find out soon enough.

Love,

Mommy

Dear Bakery,

Thank you very much for tempting me with your delicious treats while I am trying to behave and have lost eight pounds since New Year's. I guess I should be glad I had an accident and therefore skipped out on the bakery altogether as I sat on the phone for a half hour with my insurance company and cried my eyes out.

Sincerely,
Trying to lose another few pounds



Dear Woman Whose Jeep I Barely Hit,

I know it sucks that I hit your front fender. I also know you were working when it happened and I'm sorry my timing sucked. However, I was a basket case, apologizing left and right and gave you all of my info quickly. And you were still rude and short with me. Cut me some slack. Your car had a few minor brush burns and likely all will easily be buffed out. My adjuster has probably already called you and your repairs (if any are required) will be taken care of promptly.

Sincerely,
Having a Nervous Breakdown and Just Need You to Forgive Me

Jennifer Aniston's personal trainer gets her own reality show

Jennifer Aniston's personal trainer Tracy Anderson will have her own reality TV series.

It will set to launch in the spring.

In this video clip, shows of her method in body beautiful.



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Memoir Monday: The Cool Girl in Grad School, or Why Gravity's Rainbow is My Least Favorite Book

Today is Memoir Monday, hosted by Travis at I Like to Fish. Head on over and check him out to see what all the fuss is about!

When I was in grad school, there was a girl in my program whom I idolized. She epitomized everything I did not: strength, confidence, intelligence, and independence. She had a funky cropped haircut, wore tiny glasses, and came to class wearing her vintage cowboy boots almost every day, no matter the weather. Coincidentally, her name was Erin.

I remember the day she officially became my girl crush don't worry Natalie Portman, you will always be # 1. Sitting in our Postmodernism class discussing Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, she was completely at ease, while I was sweaty and nervous. I remember curling into my chair trying to disappear so the professor wouldn't call on me. If you've never read this book, don't bother. It's unbelievably complex with about a bazillion characters, dialogue that drons on and on, and lots of talk about sex and drugs and weapons of mass destruction. I never finished reading it because I couldn't comprehend a word of it. Stupid didn't even come close to describing how I felt in that class on this particular day.

The professor started a discussion and I remember Erin was the first to respond. The words that tumbled out of her mouth took my breath away. "I found this really accessible," she said, crossing one leg over the other. She continued but I didn't hear a word of it.

I dropped out of the Postmodernism class later that day after dissolving in a puddle of tears in my advisor's office.

I've been carrying this around for so long--this feeling of not being as good/as smart/as fun/as awesome as the next person. And you know what? I'm done.

I'm not a quitter.I am not going to be intimidated by cool girls in cowboy boots anymore. Or anyone else, for that matter. I am learning what I'm worth.

You'd better watch out. I'm gettin' a pair of cowboy boots.


**Congrats to Mindy of The Inquisitive Mom who won my Funky Mama cd giveaway! Mindy, it will go out in today's mail! Thanks for entering, everyone!**

Jennifer Aniston's movies

People know her as Rachel Green in Friends. She also acted some movies such as Friends With Money, She's The One, Marley & Me.

I wonder what it would like to have Jennifer Aniston act as a serial killer? Nan, it wouldn't work. She has no evil looks.

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Ugly Things, or What My Husband Doesn't Want Me To Blog About

**I must preface this by saying I do not claim to be a psychologist, psychiatrist, or health professional of any kind. I speak only from my limited personal experience. Furthermore, my husband has discouraged me from writing about certain things here; but this is my blog, and my space. And if you judge me for what I'm about to say, then you're not the sort of person I need in my life.**

Depression is an ugly monster. He has chased me before, and despite a brutal battle, I emerged victorious, though bruised and badly beaten.

Ten or twelve years went by and life was incredible. I met and married the love of my life, gave birth to twin girls when I thought I'd never be able to become a mother, and I've been really happy.

But suddenly, I met my match: a tiny little gland in my neck called a thyroid. Turns out this little dude is responsible for everything from our metabolism to our mood swings. Several months ago, I started noticing changes in myself while undergoing fluctuations in my thyroid hormone levels. I began to feel sad, irritable, tired, restless, and depressed. I had no energy. I felt worthless and hopeless. I lashed out at my loved ones, I withdrew into myself, and I cried a lot, often without a particular reason.

There is no shame in depression. It's a disease caused by chemical imbalances in the brain (as well as thyroid problems). It's not something you can simply "snap out" of on a whim. And if I can reach people by talking about my experience, then maybe I will save someone from suffering needlessly. Perhaps one less person won't feel as alone or scared anymore. Maybe someone will read this and a lightbulb will go off.

If you can relate to these feelings or if it sounds like someone you love, then depression could be the cause. But help is out there, and you shouldn't be afraid to reach out and ask for it. Counseling and/or medication can go a long way. There is no shame in depression. Shame is created by silence. If we kick the quiet to the curb, we can potentially change the way the world views this debilitating disease.

I suffer from depression, and I AM NOT ASHAMED.

Jennifer Aniston's co star Gerard Butler dating with Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger?

After he came back from his holiday in Mexican, Gerard Butler was spotted together with Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger on a beach in Rio.

Are they dating now?

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Jennifer Aniston was pretending to be romance with Gerard Butler

Jennifer Aniston was spotted together with Gerard Butler when she was in Mexico but actualy she was pretending to have romance with him. This was revealed by OK! Magazine revealed.

When confronted about flying the film crew to Mexico, she told Access Hollywood: "These people survive on us coming down and spending money.

"It sort of made sense to say: Hey, let's help out Mexico."

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How To Achieve Comment Utopia

I am guest posting today over at Lee's CCWA blog on How to Achieve Comment Utopia. Like I'm some expert or something! Go check it out when you have a chance!


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Are You Addicted to Comments? Then I Have the Support Group For You!

Do you crave lots of comments on your blog posts? Are you slightly obsessed? Then let me introduce you to CCWA, or Comment Crack Whores Anonymous, the brain child of Lee the Hotflash Queen.

Join the site, apply to be a featured member, and feed your addiction

in the comfort of others just like you!

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Don't forget to enter my giveaway for Funky Mama's brand new cd! If your little ones love to sing, dance, and groove, they're sure to love her as much as my girls do!!

Fergie replaces Jennifer Aniston for best body

Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Richard W. Fleming and Toby G. Mayer has a list of "Famed Hottest Looks". First place went to Fergie.

According to Dr. Fleming, "Fergie's body is proportional - that's really the key," ... Women like Jennifer Aniston and Eva Longoria have topped the 'best body' list in the past. They're not as curvy as Fergie is, but they're all proportional."

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Funky Mama's BRAND NEW CD Giveaway Starts NOW!

Moms (& Dads), if you have little ones who love to groove, this giveaway is for you!

Funky Mama is a local kids' entertainer. She loves to play her guitar, "Candy," and rock out to tunes that make kids jump up and down. My girls can't get enough of her and two of her cd's are in my car at all times lest someone have a breakdown. Please go here and click on "video" to get a feel for her and see what the fuss is all about!

(isn't she adorable? She played for the girls' 4th birthday party and couldn't have been sweeter!)

Funky Mama has just released her newest cd, entitled "Sing," and has given me an extra copy to give away to one of my readers!  It includes 14 incredible tracks (which you can hear clips of on her site if you go here):

1. Sing!
2. Don't Shake the Box
3. Bananas Foster
4. Big Brother
5. Farmers' Children
6. Meet Me in the Mountains
7. Playdate
8. Gimme Sugar
9. Get Up Jam
10.  Hi-Yah
11. Squaretangle
12. Little Funky Mama
13. Every Happiness
14. Songbird

Here's how to enter:

Become a fan of Funky Mama on Facebook: 2 entries

Follow Funky Mama's Blog: 2 entries

Tweet about this giveaway with a link to this post: 2 entries (be sure to send me a link to your tweet and include my username in it @erinlynn76): 2 entries --you may tweet twice daily

Blog about this giveaway with a link to this post (and email me a link to make sure I see it): 5 entries

Follow my blog: 1 entry

Follow me on Twitter (@erinlynn76): 1 entry

Tell me why you deserve to win this giveaway: 1 entry

The winner will be chosen on Sunday, February 21, 2010 at 7:00 a.m. CST. GOOD LUCK!

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall--Is What I See Accurate at All?

My husband recently accused me of having BDD, or Body Dysmorphic Disorder. This psychological disorder is very complex and while I won't bore you with any statistics, I think it's fair to say it affects a significant number of people, both male and female. It is closely associated with other disorders, such as anorexia, bulimia, compulsive overeating, social phobias, anxiety, and depression. Onset typically occurs in adolescence or early adulthood. An obsession with one physical feature can quickly grow to encompass several.

People who suffer from BDD are often misperceived as vain, when in reality they loathe what they see in the mirror. Some may spend lots of time looking at themselves and focusing on their imperfections while others refuse to look at their reflections at all, becoming reclusive because they believe themselves to be so hideous.

I admit I fit the profile for this, but that my case is pretty mild compared to others I've heard about (not mentioning any names). You may recall reading about some of my hangups here.

What do YOU see when you look in the mirror? Do you feel like you see what is real/accurate, or is your perception skewed? And are you able to separate what you perceive from what the reality is?

Jennifer Aniston talks about Gerard Butler

Jennifer Aniston talks about Gerard Butler. Ever since both of them acting in the same movie, news have been circulating saying they are dating. This is what she has to say about him.

Jennifer told this to Access Hollywood about Gerard Butler, "We just had so much fun (making the movie) together, you know. He's just fun. Gerry's the most unpretentious guy.

"He's a guy's guy, but he's absolutely the most lovely and sort of self-deprecating (person) and just what you see is what you get. We look at work the same way … We always had each other's back."

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The Unspoken Rules of BlogLand, or, Why I Don't Want to Read About Your Parakeet's Eye Infection

I recently reconnected with Theta Mom, who wrote an incredible post last week entitled 3 Secrets to Getting "Return" Blog Followers. If you'd like to read it in its entirety (you should, she knows what she's talking about), please go here. I am going to cut and paste a bit of it here and add my two cents not that it's worth anything.

Theta Mom says:

I strive to be one of those blogs that you follow and return to, not ever wanting to miss a post. So when I think of the blogs that I follow, I wanted to share my top three reasons of what brings me back to those blogs again and again:



1.) A blog with well written content that I can relate to: A blogger that posts about topics I can easily connect with is a major draw for me. It doesn’t necessarily have to be about motherhood; any well written post about a topic I can sincerely relate to will get me hooked.


2.) A clean blog design with easy navigation: I enjoy blogs that are easy to navigate with just a few clicks. If I want to peek into the archives or get to know more about the blogger, I don’t want to have to go searching for it. And easy navigation does not have to mean a fancy blog design, just a clean design that doesn’t take away from the content.


3.) A blog that encourages support of its readers: I like a supportive blogger who encourages comments and wants to continue the conversation. How boring would blogging be if you never got a response? A blogger that shows support of its readers is what brings me back again and again. And I certainly don’t mean a comment for every comment. In a perfect bloggy world this would be fabulous, but we all know how unrealistic that goal would be. I’ve tried to keep up and it’s impossible. So, how do you show support? It can be displayed in various ways to fellow bloggers: via a reply to a comment, a visit to the blog, a link back to a blogger within a post, an email, a tweet or retweet of a post, the sharing of a post on Facebook, a Stumble of a particular post, a chat on a community message board, a recommendation of a blogger to another, etc… There are so many ways to help promote and show other bloggers support, so I like to return to blogs that encourage this as well.

Now for my thoughts (some of which echo the above). **DISCLAIMER: These are my thoughts, you do not have to agree with me, but if you want me and others to visit you, you should at least consider them:
 
1.) Lately, I'm posting less. I used to post daily. I thought if I didn't, no one would come back. But the truth is that I have more interesting things to say when I post less frequently. QUALITY NOT QUANTITY! If you can't come up with something and find yourself rambling about insignificant things---don't post at all (p.s. for examples of this, please check out my archives). Memes are great sometimes, but I am doing less of these as well and trying to post more actual substance. I do love Memoir Mondays, Fortune Cookie Fridays, and the occasional Sunday Stealing, but it can't all be fun & games.
 
2.) I don't have the time or energy to read really long posts. There are a lot of wonderful blogs out there and I like to try and read as much as I can when I'm able to. But if you're going on and on, I lose interest. Try to keep it short and sweet. I'm thinking a few paragraphs. A little longer sometimes is okay. Everything in moderation.
 
3.) If you have so much crap on your blog that it takes forever to load and there are buttons everywhere and stuff is blinking and gyrating, I'm overwhelmed and I can't deal. Please clean up your mess.
 
4.) I don't need to see pictures of your kids and pets every day. I am certainly guilty of having done this in the past, and I'm really sorry. But as time goes by I am learning from other bloggers (thank you, Theta Mom!), and I've realized I need to be less egocentric with my posts if I want people to follow and stay interested. I am still working on this. I also don't like to post very much about politics or religion (or likewise read blogs that are heavy with this stuff). So I'm brainstorming.
 
Thanks for reading this. I know I'm not perfect--no one is. But if we want to be better bloggers, I think we should consider some of this stuff pretty seriously. Now that I'm wondering where I'm going with my blog, I'm cleaning it up in the process. Maybe we can all learn together as well as from each other?

Gerard Butler is the organizer for Jennifer's birthday vacation

Looks like the person who organized Jennifer Aniston’s birthday vacation was Gerard Butler.

Jennifer told US TV show Access Hollywood “He said to me, ’You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the drug trafficking and all of this sort of stuff but it’s not all of Mexico’."

“These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to say, ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico.’ Let’s shout out to these kids in Tijuana at El Faro and have a good time. That’s sort of our birthday celebration this year.”

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Jennifer Aniston denies dating Gerard Butler

Jennifer Aniston invited Gerard Butler to join her early 41st birthday celebrations in Mexico. This cause rumors that she is dating with him.

However, she denies it.

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(Picture) Memoir Monday, or Random Thoughts on the Degrees I'm Not Using

Today is the first ever Picture Memoir Monday hosted by Travis over at I Like to Fish. Please go check him out and link up to play along!

Millsaps College Graduation Day - May, 1998

I'm the goof on the left with the bad hair who's still sporting my Freshman 15 20 25. I was a regular old graduate. No cum laude, summa cum laude, or magna cum laude for this girl just *crickets* when they called my name. I majored in English, minored in French, failed out of Intro to Cell Biology my freshman year and squeaked by with mediocre grades in my lit classes. I overdosed on extracurricular activities: wrote for the campus newspaper, taught elementary-level French to second & third graders, and was on the executive board of my sorority. I worked in the Millsaps Writing Center, co-chaired the No-AIDS Task Force, and submitted anonymous poetry to the campus literary magazine. I was well rounded to be sure, but maybe if I'd focused on my classes more I'd have had a decent GPA excelled. There were so many things I wanted to dabble in, I couldn't possibly choose one or two.

University of New Orleans Graduation Day, December 2000

Wait a sec, am I having deja vu? No, this is my graduation from my Master's program. English again. I went back to school because I didn't know what else to do with myself after college.

And I still don't.

But this blog is a start. I can write what I want, hone my mad skillz, and best of all I don't have to deal with those super smart intellectual people who made me feel rather like a chump.

I am starting to realize less is more. I don't post here every day anymore. Perhaps the quality of my posts will improve as a result? Maybe I'll start to get somewhere and figure out where I'm going.

Because it's NOT back to school again.

Because the reality is I can't be a professional student, and the two degrees I've gotten were for nought.They're lying unused, tossed aside in some forgotten corner.

Because I have this nagging need to know where I'm going, what I'm doing, and who I am now that this motherhood gig is well underway.

Because I'm in my 30s and I don't have a career to call my own and I feel useless and small some days. Okay, many days.

Because if I'm not heading somewhere, towards something, it means I'm stagnating. Right?

***DISCLAIMER: this post is in no way intended to bash SAHM-hood. I am a SAHM. I do not mean to imply that our jobs at home are any less important/significant than those who are in the workplace. It just sucks that we don't get paid.

Details about Jennifer Aniston

Everybody knows who is Jennifer Aniston. But do they know about her background? When she was born? Who is her father? Whom she was before she become an actress?

Here is a link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Aniston) where you can know more about her background. And one thing i am surprise, I didn't know she has a middle name, which is Jennifer Joanna Aniston.

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Jennifer Aniston in bikini in Cabo San Lucas

Jennifer Aniston is enjoying herself in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Friday (February 5). She was not alone there, even her good friends Courteney Cox, David Arquette, and Sheryl Crowe were there.

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Jennifer Aniston is fedup of dating with other celebrities

Jennifer Aniston has been dating with many famous men, including singer John Mayer.

One source says in new issue of Us Weekly "She wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman, not a celebrity."

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Fortune Cookie Friday

Daffy at Batcrap Crazy did these last week, and I'm giving it a shot today....though mine will surely not be as funny as hers!




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Growing Up vs. Dressing Up, or Why I'd Like to be Five Again

This is me, circa 1981 (5 yrs old), about to go to a friend's dress-up party.

I've always loved this photograph. Ironically, this is how I imagined I'd dress most of the time once I grew up. I couldn't wait to be like my mom and get fancy on Friday and Saturday nights to go out on the town. Earrings, makeup, perfume, pantyhose, high heels---these were the tangible symbols of womanhood I quietly coveted.

The amusing reality now that I have actually grown up is that I spend most days in workout gear, sweatpants, jeans, or jammies. Motherhood is lots of things, but glamorous isn't one of them. I spend too much time feeling badly for not putting more effort into my appearance. Yet it hardly seems worth it when my days are filled with snot, mashed up cookies, spilled juice, dirty little hands and the occasional vomitus. I can't play Duck, Duck, Goose in a dress, or even in a nice pair of slacks. Get Play Doh or watercolors on my nice Banana Republic blouse? No thank you! Comfortable and casual clothing is key.

Motherhood isn't glamorous. It's the hardest job I've ever had. I keep waiting for it to get easier, but the joke is on me---because it never will.

Life would be much simpler if I could rewind to the dress-up days. I'd put on Mom's party dress, heels and jewelry, prance around for a bit, and then take it all off, leaving it in a puddle on the floor, a dream for another day.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie more concerned about "nostril-cam" than Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were concerned by "nostril-cam" than Jennifer Aniston at previous Oscars.

Oscars writer Bruce Vilnach siad "I went to Brad and Angelina, who were sitting in the front row, and warned them they had the nostril cam planted on the floor underneath them, looking up."

"Mostly, they were not delighted about the angle, because nobody looks great from there. They knew there would be reaction shots of them, and they knew Aniston was going to be on.

They were told by him just before Jennifer went to the stage.

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Jennifer Aniston renovates her house

Jennifer Aniston has renovate her house.

Architectural Digest reports :

"[The house] originally had his-and-hers baths, but Aniston has turned the 'his' into a spa bath with a soaking tub.Her master bedroom features a wool-and-silk shag carpet, and a platform bed with a TV at the foot. "

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Jennifer Aniston won't cut down cheeseburger

Jennifer Aniston is very conscious about her weight and she is willing to avoid fattening foods, except cheeseburgers.

She said “I hate that self-worth is metered by your weight,” said the 40-year-old singleton. “I didn’t even sense I was heavy until someone told me.

“Now I watch my foods, but salad and fruit is no fun, so I won’t not eat a cheeseburger.”

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Memoir Monday: The Aqua Net in My Purse, Or Why Those 80s Bangs Didn't Work Out So Well For Me

Despite what you might think, I haven't always been the smashing success I am today. Sadly, I haven't always been this calm, cool, collected, drop-dead gorgeous and intellectually superior woman. No sirree Bob, back in the day I was just a lowly Wannabe. You know that book about the Wannabes and the Queen Bees and how much cliques and junior high girls suck? Well, I was lucky enough to fall into the Wannabe category. The one nobody wanna beez in. Get it?!

I crack myself up.

Anybee, it's 1986, so I'm 10 years old and in 5th grade. This was a stellar year for me because my mom hadn't bought me my first bra yet (which was very obvious given the starched, white blouses we had to wear with our hideous red plaid uniform skirts), but all the other girls had them. Didn't so much matter that I had nothing to put in said bra, but I was already feeling singled out. Fifth grade began the Spin the Bottle parties, UNITS outfits, the rise of Forenza and Girbaud jeans (another thing I didn't own but everyone else did, not that I'm keeping track or anything), lots of hair spray and bangs the height of the Empire State Building.

(See? I wasn't kidding. UNITS + Big Bangs = FAIL)

For my tenth birthday, a friend had given me a new purse. I used my allowance to buy a bottle of Aqua Net like all the other girls whipped out during break to tweak their coiffures. Unfortunately for me, it was not in an aerosol can, it was one of those archaic pump spray bottles. You know, the ones that are better for the environment?

We're in math class with Mrs. L. She's up at the board writing some problems for us to work on. Her arm jiggles like crazy and everyone suppresses giggles while her ample behind sways from side to side. She finishes, turns around, and you can hear her pantyhose-clad thighs rubbing against each other as she heads back to her desk. Suddenly she freezes in her tracks and opens her mouth in horror.

"What is that?" she hisses, pointing to a previously undetected puddle next to my desk. Everyone begins twisting this way and that, trying to see what she's looking at. I look down and blush furiously. I instantly realize that the entirety of my beloved bottle of Make Me A Queen Bee (aka Aqua Net) has somehow leaked through my purse and onto the classroom floor. Everyone titters because it honestly looks like I had an accident, like some brand new puppy.

I apologize to Mrs. L and race to the girls' room to get some paper towels. As my classmates' snickers turn from Mrs. L to me, I sop up the mess and put the soggy paper towels in the trash can. Next, I toss in the now-empty bottle of hair spray. I can feel my face burning, I can't look at anyone, and deep down I already know I'll never be a Queen Bee.

Looking back I can honestly say I'm glad I wasn't a Queen Bee. I'm just not built that way. And I never picked up another bottle of Aqua Net again. Hair spray is just not my friend

Jennifer Aniston met Brad's kids

Brad Pitt took his daughters Shiloh and Zahara to meet his estranged wife in the park.

The meeting took 20 minutes and Brad kept this meeting as secret.

When Aniston saw his daughter, Shiloh, she felt “that all that had happened in their past seemed to melt away that day.”

Then she compliments Brad, saying he is a great dad.”

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