Sunday Stealing -- The Can't Sleep Meme

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Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?no. unless i'm really tired and afraid that kiss will lead to something else.




When is it hard to kiss someone? when one or both of us reeks of garlic. or when I'm really tired and afraid that kiss will lead to something else.



You're trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do? tell him how lucky he is that he didn't marry me & that he escaped unscathed. It was really for the best since his parents hated Jews.



Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? I made Hubs quit before we moved in together. I don't like my stuff smelling like smoke. And it's bad for you! Of course I just mean ciggies. Were you referring to marijuana? Bring on the pot, baby! BRING IT!




Have you ever regretted letting someone go? Yes, but I bet they were thrilled to escape from me



Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? um, I would hide in the bushes like a secret agent while I fashioned panties from leaves and wait until Hubs got home. Or maybe I would pretend to be the Venus de Milo in my yard.



Do you want to please everyone? yes, but I fail miserably



Have you ever been called heartless? not yet, but there's a first time for everything, right?



Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? my pimp



Does it matter if your significant other drinks? no, as long he doesn't drink my Mommy Juice. He needs to find his own!



Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? I have to say that I could, but what fun would that be?!



Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? Smile. But only if the teeth are all present & accounted for.



Do you want to get married and have children one day? done and done.



Are you easy to get along with? um, methinks most people would say no?



Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? yes.



Are you shorter than your Mom? nope, taller. Just call me Amazon Woman.



Describe your life currently in one word: fun



Are you on medication for anything? birth control pills (not to prevent pregnancy, seeing as my ovaries are defunct, but instead to keep my hormone levels where they should be so I don't grow excessive amounts of facial hair and start to resemble Cro-Magnon Man) and thyroid medication.



Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? holy crap, NO ONE! Well, maybe just that John Edward guy and then I could be on tv!



Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? yes--the fact that Johnny Depp was voted People's Sexiest Man of the Year. Also that peanut butter Twix are really hard to find. Oh, and that Panera charges you $1.39 for a pitifully small tub of cream cheese EVEN WHEN YOU ORDERED A BAGEL. Seriously.



If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? Didn't we just do this? I'm off duty for at least another week.

It's Awards Day and I'm Feeling the Bloggy Love! Plus, FREE STUFF/ GIVEAWAYS!!

The lovely Leigh over at Leigh vs. Laundry and the entertaining Kelly at Speaking From The Crib bestowed this new award upon me.Thank you, Leigh and Kelly! After I finished sniveling and tossing tissues about and shuddering over the sheer joy that a brand new award brings, I started thinking about whom to share it with. I'm supposed to pass it along to my Top 10 Most Loyal Readers. I'm not sure I can limit it to just 10, and it's gonna be extra hard because Leigh & Kelly passed it along to a lot of the same people I was thinking of....so maybe I'll make an effort to pass it along to some newer peeps and those who just got it from Leigh can just nod & smile!

The award goes to:

Life Laugh Latte
Lee at Headaches, Hormones & Hotflashes
Kys at Stir-Fry Awesomeness
Daffy at Batcrap Crazy
Big Sis at Speaking of Witch
Blue Violet at A Nut in a Nutshell
MJ at Life, Interrupted
Deb at Menopausal New Mom
Mindy at The Inquisitive Mom
Holly at 504 Main
Pink Flip Flops and Wine
Think Tank Momma


The fabulous and snarky Holly over at 504 Main gave me this bling for my blog. Thanks, Holly! Holly's been one of my bloggy friends for a long time and you have to go check her out! This award is so shiny & sparkly and I'm really excited. I'm supposed to pass it along to 10 worthy bloggers (again, I can't stop at 10), so here goes:

The Blue Zoo

The 5th Sister

Jenny Mac at Let's Have a Cocktail

One Cluttered Brain

Martinis or Diaper Genies

The Ramblings of a Disgruntled Secretary

Who Has the Thyme?

Tatoos and Teething Rings

Good Girl Gone Redneck

I Like To Fish

Blog-Ignoramus

The Eco-Cheap Mom

Now for some cool FREE STUFF---listen up!(don't we all love free stuff?)

Please check out my GO GREEN GIVEAWAY. Set of 6 reusable produce bags and a cute coffee coozie. Giveaway ends on 12/10/09.

Please also go visit & follow my friend Chanda, the Eco-Cheap Mom, and enter her giveaway for some sweet EnviroVogue bags---very hip & stylish reusable totes for all of your shopping needs. Even if you already have some of your own, these would make wonderful gifts for your Greenie for the holidays! And Chanda and I will love you all the more for entering and making another effort to be green.

Last but not least, go see Jenna over at Bloggy Blog Designz. She just redesigned my blog and is hosting another giveaway plus a discount! Tell her I sent you.